If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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