I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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