i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
God gave him joint rollers for hands
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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