You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
We're too hungover to prance.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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