bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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