I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
