dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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