I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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