I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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