I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
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