An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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