so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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