So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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