Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
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