I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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