Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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