that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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