If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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