For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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