I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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