Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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