too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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The struggles of a small town man whore
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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