I am puke
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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