nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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