Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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