A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
jump out the window naked night went bad
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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