And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I could fuck to npr.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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