I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
