My hand turned me down
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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