her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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