Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Randomize
