I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
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