i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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