worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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