erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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