How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
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