That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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