Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
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Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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