Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I could fuck to npr.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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