i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
he had hair everywhere except his balls
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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