I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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