Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
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