My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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