She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
its not stalking. its research.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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