Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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