the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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