I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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