just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Shame is for Republicans.
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