I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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