party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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