what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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